So what if......
- I quit taking my antibiotics before I finished them. I mean... did you SEE those horse pills in my last blog???
- I booked my hair appointments from now til the end of the year. I refuse to go to Thanksgiving or Christmas with 2 inch roots....
- I quit with Halloween this year. I mean... I'm 26. Time to stop wasting money on costumes and dressing like a hooker.
- That last statement officially means I'm getting old. Sigh....
- I'm already planning Christmas parties at my house. Um, hello. There's only 96 shopping days left. Better get a move on!!!
- I think some stuff on Pinterest is effing GENIUS. It seriously makes me mad that I'm not clever enough to come up with that crap.
- Other stuff on Pinterest is a joke. I mean... really. When are you ever going to fill a truck bed with blankets and go stargazing. Seriously people, I have crap to get done. Like that stupid yarn wreath I've been looking at making for 3 months.
- I say I'm going to get ahead and do my homework so I don't have to wait til the last minute. Then I procrastinate and wait til the last minute to do my homework. Never. Ending. Cycle.
- Just because I'm on a diet, I've been craving sweets. I never crave sweets. The devil is involved here somewhere.